Donald Sterling Hates Black People and Loves Penis

Donald Sterling’s mistress, V.Stiviano. has returned to headlines because it’s been nearly a month since we last heard from her which is far too long for a woman that wears a Robocop face mask in public. “V” claims that she never actually had sex with Sterling because he prefers penis over vagina.


“Stiviano states … she was “not ever a sexual partner of Donald T. Sterling” and “believes that [Sterling] is a homosexual and enjoys sexual acts and or sexual congress with males.”

First of all, you always trust prostitutes who don’t actually have first names, that’s journalism 101. Second, I assume Donald Sterling could never get it up for Stiviano so he must be a gayman. Donald Sterling being forever flaccid has nothing to do with him being an 80 year old with dementia. It’s because he’s a big gay fish. Third, who could resist the delicious V. Stiviano who looks like a mix between an Avatar and Predator. Sterling doesn’t hate black men. He’s so deep in the closet that all he sees is black and hes just lashing out. Apparently he prefers black men over any woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Sidenote: I would probably bang V. Stiviano so if you happen to be reading this just know that I find Avatars to be super hot and I love Robocop too.


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