When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Steve Jobs gives you a front facing iPhone camera, you send photos of your dick to anyone with LTE service. Can’t even get mad at Anthony Weiner here. I mean, what is he supposed to do? Not send dick pics out to random sloots because he’s married? Lemons.
As far as this documentary goes, it doesn’t even seem real. Part of me thinks this is an ironic mockumentary and there’s no way he let a film crew follow him around and record him cursing out reporters and having awkward conversations with his now ex-wife.
I’m not saying politicians are attention hungry narcists but like, maybe chill for a few years, Tony Weinz. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he purposely sent the newest dick pic straight to the New York Post in order to promote this documentary. Stole a page right out of the Kim Kardashian “show your genitals” book of marketing. Can’t knock the hustle.
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