Derek Fisher Should Be Kept Away From Basketball (And Other People’s Wives) Forever

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Derek Fisher is one of the worst head coaches in NBA history. He coached the New York Knicks from 2014-2016 to an amazing 40-96 record where he looked like he was never even paying attention on the sidelines. He showed zero emotion. Made zero adjustments. All he could think about is whose wife he was going to hump next.

Fisher is infamous for banging his former teammate’s wife. Matt Barnes was still playing in the league when Fisher was climbing into his wife’s bedroom window in the middle of the night like Sam Anders in Clarissa Explains It All.

Personally, it’s super cool to see Derek Fisher get a second chance to coach in the WNBA while there are women available for these coaching positions not even get considered for the job.

Derek Fisher is a LOSER, literally, and gets handed a Knicks job because of his relationship with Phil Jackson and now a Sparks job because of his relationship with Magic Johnson.

Plus, this man is a creep. I don’t want this man surrounded by women. Fisher is going to be trying to smell their hair during timeouts. Can’t wait to read the story about Sue Bird driving across the country to beat Fisher’s ass when she finds out he’s sleeping with her wife.

The Los Angeles Sparks would be better with Candace Parker playing and coaching at the same time.

Get Derek Fisher OUUUUT of here.



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Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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