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Dennis Rodman Says He and His Bestie Kim Jong Un Sing Karaoke and Ride Horses Together

Having visited Kim Jong-un on multiple occasions, the five-time NBA champion believes he can play a role in calming tensions between Donald Trump and the North Korea leader.

“For me to go over there and see (Kim) as much as I have, I basically hang out with him all the time,” Rodman said on “Good Morning Britain,” as transcribed by Reuters. “We laugh, we sing karaoke, we do a lot of cool things together. We ride horses, we hang out, we go skiing, we hardly ever talk politics and that’s the good thing.

“I don’t love (Kim),” he added. “I just want to try to straighten things out for everyone to get along together.”

(TheScore)

 

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un, best friends forever. Running through meadows of green grass and dandelions holding hands and yelling out ‘I love you, man’. I want/need to see these two sociopaths singing karaoke together while the world burns around them.

Rodman clearly states ‘I don’t love Kim’, which means one thing and one thing only: He absolutely loves him. So many late nights together laughing about beating the Detroit Pistons, going down on Carmen Electra and dropping nuclear bombs on the United States of America. Typical best friend stuff.

This is one of those situations where if we stop Rodman from visiting Kim Jong Un then that might set off a chain of nuclear blasts but if we allow them to keep skiing together and shit then don’t be surprised if Rodman whispers in Kim’s ear “Just do it, man. See what happens”. Two absolute wild cards riding horses together.

Pray for those horses.

 

 

 

 

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