Deadseriousness
Get ready to be really drunk.
1 Drink
- When a superstar uses their finishing move.
- If Ryback injures Kalisto.
- Each time Big Show or Kane eliminates someone in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
- If you follow Eva Marie on Instagram by the end of the night.
- Each time Ric Flair ‘WOOOO’s.
2 Drinks
- When you realize that you’re 3 matches into the night and you’re still watching the ‘pre-show’.
- When Someone bleeds.
- To celebrate The New Day’s inevitable victory over the League of Nations.
- If a championship belt changes hands.
3 Drinks
- If there is a Heel turn.
- For every one drink Stone Cold Steve Austin has.
- Every time you think Brock Lesnar or Dean Ambrose are dead but they keep kicking out before the 3 count.
- If Brock Lesnar or Dean Ambrose literally murder one another.
- Any time The Rock says one of his catchphrases.
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
- When D-Von Dudley GETS THE TABLES.
- Power Hour throughout any weird musical performance.
- If Hulk Hogan returns and says the n-word.
- Each concussion and/or ACL tear.
Finish the Bottle
- When Shane McMahon jumps off of the Hell in a Cell.
- If Triple H walks away from Wrestlemania as the WWE Champion.
- If there’s a Diva nip slip.
- When John Cena runs in to save the day in any match. Fuck that guy, man. Cena is the WORST.
Enjoy the night and drink responsibly..or don’t. It’s cool.
