The Deadseriousness Wrestlemania 32 Drinking Game

Get ready to be really drunk.

1 Drink

  • When a superstar uses their finishing move.
  • If Ryback injures Kalisto.
  • Each time Big Show or Kane eliminates someone in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
  • If you follow Eva Marie on Instagram by the end of the night.
  • Each time Ric Flair ‘WOOOO’s.

2 Drinks

  • When you realize that you’re 3 matches into the night and you’re still watching the ‘pre-show’.
  • When Someone bleeds.
  • To celebrate The New Day’s inevitable victory over the League of Nations.
  • If a championship belt changes hands.

3 Drinks

  • If there is a Heel turn.
  • For every one drink Stone Cold Steve Austin has.
  • Every time you think Brock Lesnar or Dean Ambrose are dead but they keep kicking out before the 3 count.
  • If Brock Lesnar or Dean Ambrose literally murder one another.
  • Any time The Rock says one of his catchphrases.


  • When D-Von Dudley GETS THE TABLES.
  • Power Hour throughout any weird musical performance.
  • If Hulk Hogan returns and says the n-word.
  • Each concussion and/or ACL tear.

Finish the Bottle

  • When Shane McMahon jumps off of the Hell in a Cell.
  • If Triple H walks away from Wrestlemania as the WWE Champion.
  • If there’s a Diva nip slip.
  • When John Cena runs in to save the day in any match. Fuck that guy, man. Cena is the WORST.

Enjoy the night and drink responsibly..or don’t. It’s cool.


Written by Deadseriousness

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