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Chris Sale Finally Won His First Game of the 2019 MLB Season…It’s Fucking May

It’s finally happened, Chris Sale, the worst pitcher in baseball, won his first game of the 2019 season improving his record to 1-5 in 7 starts.

Sale threw 6 scoreless innings and struck out a season-high 10 batters. He only allowed 3 hits and dropped his ERA from a disgusting 6.30 to a disgusting 5.25.

Truly impressive performance if you ignore the fact that it happened against the 14-16 Chicago White Sox, a team devoid of talent. How ever did Sale manage to strike out future Hall of Famer Luery Garcia?

So it took Chris Sale seven starts to win his first game. It’s May. Boston is 15-18 on the season and after winning the World Series last season, it appears as though they won’t even be making the playoffs this year. Oh no.

Boston has the 5th worst team ERA in the AL and Chris Sale’s scoreless start didn’t even put a dent in it. They still suck as a whole and might as well be shouting out ‘HERE COMES A FASTBALL’ whenever they throw a fastball.

Another quick reminder, it’s May and Chris Sale has finally won a start. At this rate, he is on pace to win 6 games. Also another quick reminder, Sale signed a 5-year $145 million contract extension before the season. He just won his first game in May.

Lol at Boston.


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