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Chinese Restaurant Offering Discounts Based on Bra Size

According to the Qianjiang Evening Post , local people complained to the council after seeing posters advertising discounts for the Trendy Shrimp restaurant at a mall in Hangzhou, the main city of coastal Zhejiang province.

The company’s adverts showed a line-up of cartoon women in their underwear with the slogan “The whole city is looking for BREASTS”. It listed discounts for women depending on their cup size, with greater offers available to women with bigger busts.

One representative complaint said the posters were “vulgar advertising” and “discriminatory towards women”.

The posters first appeared on 1 August and have since been removed, but Trendy Shrimp general manager Lan Shenggang defended their sales strategy. “Once the promotion started, customer numbers rose by about 20%,” he said, adding that “some of the girls we met were very proud – they had nothing to hide”.

He reassured readers that customers could claim their discounts from the waitresses rather than dealing with male staff, in order to “avoid embarrassment”.

(BBC)

This is how you drum up business for your restaurant. If your restaurant is failing, you need to target the two hungriest demographics: chicks with massive tits and horny guys. Those two groups love going out to dine. The chicks with huge darts love the attention and the discounts and the horny guys love being in their proximity. It’s a win-win-win. Everybody eats.

Sure, perhaps this alienates flat chested broads but they’ve had it too good for too long. All of their shirts fit them. Their backs never hurt. They don’t¬†have metal wires grinding against their chest all day.

The Golden Age for chicks with A cups ends today all thanks to this Chinese restaurant rewarding women for their G cups. Everyone send money to my venmo so I can head to China and try this place out. For research.

 

 

 

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