A woman set up a date at a Washington state hotel Sunday night with the intent of killing a man she met online and eating his heart, police said.
Police arrested the suspect, a 24-year-old woman, on suspicion of first-degree attempted murder after she allegedly stabbed the 29-year-old victim in the chest, puncturing his lung, according to KCPQ-TV.
The victim, who police met at a nearby Walgreen’s after receiving a 911 call, told officers he had met the woman on Craigslist through a post seeking dating, not sex.
The man told police the woman asked him several times if he was a serial killer. He told her “No,” and she climbed on top of him and said, “Well I am a serial killer” as she grabbed a pocket knife, according to court documents.
The woman then stabbed him in the chest, according to police, before he eventually broke free, got out of the room and dialed 911 from the hotel office. The victim told police that he had a difficult time fighting her off because of her weight.
According to police, the suspect said “I’m a loon” when they asked what happened, and said she wanted to become a serial killer and planned to stab the victim to death.
She said she planned to eat the victim’s heart after she killed him, and said she had already written a note to leave on his body explaining that she planned to kill again, according to police.
I’m 1000% on this woman’s side. I always on the side of a woman chasing her dreams and going out there and doing the damn thing. She put her mind into being a serial killer and she went for it. I mean, if I read this correctly, the man isn’t dead and she failed entirely but I’m glad she tried.
“I’m a loon” is the number quote of 2017 and the only possible thing you can say when you’re arrested after eating a heart. Quick pro tip, you don’t ever need to tell your victim that you’re trying to become a serial killer.
That’s what gets to my main point. Dating sucks. That is especially true when you have to head to Craigslist for love. No matter what, you’re stuck with a chick telling you her hopes and dreams. Uck, the worst.
At the end of the day, this is the best possible ending of a Craigslist date.
Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re happy for this woman for going out there and eating a heart. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here.