kya granito

Chick With Massive Tits Starts a GoFundMe Because Her Tits Are Too Massive

Kya Granito said she had been forced to start the fundraiser because it was affecting her life.
She said that her breasts continue to grow causing her back ache. She also said they are constantly tender and cause her to hunch because of their weight.

Launching the £8,000 fundraiser she said: ‘I can’t afford a bra cause they’ve gotten so big, I’m getting new clothes every two weeks cause my breasts out grow them every time, my back is in so much distress that I can’t move out of my bed sometimes or get off the sofa and few times I’ve been stuck in the bath cause of them, but apparently according to the doctors they’re ‘not’ affecting my life.’
The problem has become so bad it has affected her mental health.

She added: ‘I suffer with desperation and anxiety and my breast [sic] have made it ten times worse, I have low self esteem cause of them, a lot of the time I don’t go out the house because of them, my grooves in my shoulders from bra straps are so bad they’ve made me bleed a few times with it loose.’

(Metro)

 

Pour one out for Kya Granito. What a hard life it must be to have massive tits. Every day is worse than the last. Apparently, her tits are so gigantic that she gets stuck in the bath. I don’t quite know what that means but I think I’m supposed to feel bad.

Perhaps she should be raising money for a bigger bathtub and not a breast reduction but who I am to victim blame/shame. I will never know what it’s like to wake up every morning and know that every man I interact with will be kind to me. For me, I wake up and it’s literally the opposite. Every guy I interact with wants to fuck my day up.

I can’t wait for a full calendar year to go by so I can write an article about how this chick wants her old breasts back. This is that old Chappelle’s show sketch. No one wants to be included in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

 

#PrayForKyaGranito

 

 

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