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Charlotte Flair To Miss Time Because Her Fake Tit Popped

With the WWF’s ‘Diva Revolution’ happening, all of the focus has been redistributed from these women’s looks to their in-ring performance. As it very much should be. Often times, the women on the shows have the more physically impressive matches on the card.

Anddd the biggest women’s star has to have surgery to fix her ruptured boobs and you remember that these women are still essentially models whose looks are sold first and foremost and they can also wrestle sometimes but at the end of the day, Vince McMahon wants to surround himself with hot chicks.

Yikes.

Charlotte Flair is the face of the women’s division anddd her big fake tits are broken. This is the WWF I grew up watching. I recognize this. Couldn’t quite put my finger on what was so weird about the current women’s division but the lightbulb has flashed above my head. They needed a tit catastrophy and here we go.

I always say that Trish Stratus is the best diva of all time and this just confirms my point. Look how much she’s overcome with her even bigger fake boobs. Can’t imagine how many times those things erupted on contact with the mat.

This is part of the process for Charlotte Flair to become the GOAT.

1. Win the Women’s Title

2. Break a boob.

3. Repeat.

 

 

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