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If CC Sabatha Signs With The Toronto Blue Jays He’s Dead To Me

I have a long storied rivalry with the Toronto Blue Jays and by that I mean, I think they are a roster made up of all assholes and I’ve made it very clear over the years how I feel about Josh Donaldson and the fact that he’s a huge pussy.

If CC Sabathia joins the likes of Josh Donaldson, Troy Tulowitzki and Jose Bautista then he’s dead to me. I will actively be rooting for him to fail. I’d rather him join the Boston Red Sox, win the Cy Young award and singlehandedly lead them to the World Series then see him on the mound for the home team at Rogers Centre.

I will be all up in that ass. Every hit allowed. Every base on balls. Sabathia becomes enemy number one if he moves to Canada. I will sneak into the locker room and sneak some Vodka in his water. Whatever it takes. Fuck the Toronto Blue Jays.

 

 

 

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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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