Carlos Beltran, Dellin Betances and Andrew Miller Make the AL All Star Team. Pop Bottles

LET’S GOOOOO. Who knew that this team struggling to reach .500 would have 3 players make the MLB All-Star team. Usually the All-Star team is stuffed with guys from 1st place teams. Luckily this year the team has room for the Yankees.

What makes this even more special is that these 3 guys could easily be traded by the time the All-Star game even takes place. This game might be the last team we see Beltran hit a go ahead RBI. The last time we see Betances and Miller strike out the side.

POP BOTTLES. Pop bottles and appreciate these three players who are keeping the Yankees above water right now.



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Written by TheLesterLee

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