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Can Bruce Arians Save Jameis Winston’s Career?

It is official. 66-year old Bruce Arians is coming out of his 1-year retirement to take over the head coaching duties for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers after a disappointing 5-11 2018 season.

Instead of pointing the finger at their quarterback who throws an interception on 3% of his passes which is the seventh highest interception rate among active players, and a guy who gropes Uber drivers, the Bucs have doubled down and already announced that Jameis Winston will be the starting quarterback next season.

Wonderful.

In 2015, Arians coached the Arizona Cardinals to a 13-3 record with Carson Palmer looking like the best quarterback in the league throwing for 4,671 yards, 35 touchdowns and 11 interceptions.

Arians has a very aggresive offense that pretty much consists of just chucking it down the field as far as you can which is exactly what the Tampa Bay Buccaneers did well last season.

Jameis Winston won’t have to change much about his playing style because Arians has the same passing philosophy. Plus, Arians has Desean Jackson, Mike Evans, Cameron Brite and OJ Howard to play with and scheme for.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers might turn into one of the most prolific offenses ever. If Arians can help Winston limit his turnovers then perhaps Tampa Bay will return to the Promised Land.

So can Bruce Arians save Jameis Winston’s career?

Oh, god no. That guy STINKS. As I write this, Jameis is messaging girls on Twitter and telling them to come over and when they say no he calls them stupid bitches. And then he asks them for nudes an hour later.

Personally, I would do exactly what they did last season with Ryan Fitzpatrick but replace turnover prone Fitzpatrick with asshole Joe Flacco and Arians can replicate the success he had with Carson Palmer except with way better weapons for Cool (asshole) Joe.

But yea no, get Jameis Winston ooooout of here.

 

 

 

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