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Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Bruce Jenner Again

Yikes.

This isn’t Paul Rudd going from regular guy to Ant-Man. You can’t just hit a button and not be a chick anymore. When you publicly become the face of the transgender community, it’s tough to be like ‘well, actually’.

But I completely understand where she’s coming from. I mean, the Summer Olympics in Rio are coming up soon. We all wish Bruce was around to see this but unfortunately we lost him.

Caitlyn used his carcus to form the busty reality TV star we know today. I assume it was like that scene in Batman V. Superman where Lex Luthor experiments on General Zod’s dead body. (Spoilers?)

Can’t wait to see Bruce back in the Kardashian household for the next season of that show that won’t stop running. Just giving fatherly advice and being completely emasculated by Kris Jenner. As it was written.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you can’t wait to see Bruce Jenner back being flamboyant and sassy to Kim Kardashian.

TheLesterLee

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Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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