.@TeamUSA IS GOLDEN!
— NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) February 22, 2018
The women’s US hockey team needed a shootout in order to snatch the gold medal away from Canada and the love of my life, Jocelyne Lamoureux stepped up and put Canadian goaltender, Shannon Szabados, in the torture chamber with a vicious triple move.
Monique Lamoureux-Morando just told Pierre McGuire that Jocelyne’s shootout move is something they’ve been working on with their skills coach and it has a name — “Oops I Did it Again.”
— Chris Peters (@chrismpeters) February 22, 2018
Just. Like. We. Practice.
This was a revenge game for Team USA after they lost the gold medal game in Sochi with all the stray wolves walking around those rundown Russian motels that the athletes had to sleep in. But just a quick reminder: USA > Canada.
Also real quick, round of applause to my backup bae, Jocelyne Larocque, who was not with the fuck shit.
Nope, not interested in silver pic.twitter.com/H3fMW7ZfRW
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) February 22, 2018
Homegirl didn’t come here for your silver medals. No one wants a ‘you weren’t good enough’ trophy. My two Jocelyne’s won my heart this year. I mean, I’m never going to watch hockey again but for the time being, I love my Jocelyne’s.