Buddy Hield Was Ejected For Grabbing DeMarcus Cousins By the Dick

Sooo, I’m going to throw this out there, that was kind of gay, right? I mean, there’s nothing wrong with that but I get the feeling that DeMarcus Cousins did not give his consent for a mid game tug job. As much as I respect the rookie going out of his way to please one of the best players in the NBA, time and place Buddy.

Buddy Hield was given a flagrant-2 on the play and Kings then went on a 12-2 run to beat the Pelicans and start their run to the playoffs. Everyone knows Boogie Cousins gets motivated after a quick handy. I bet I could drop 20 points in an NBA game after getting a doorknob.

At the end of the day, it’s good to see that homosexuality is being embraced in professional sports. Hopefully this leads to more guys blowing each other at mid-court. Love is love. Buddy Hield was just giving Boogie an early Valentine’s Day gift.




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