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Bryce Harper Punched a Home Run That Landed in the Bathroom

Bryce Harper is on a mission to make baseball fun again and he’s succeeding with flying colors. The season has just begun and Bryce already has 6 home runs and no home run was more exciting than the last one that landed in the Nationals bullpen latrine.

Although the Washington Nationals lost 3-2 to the Philadelphia Phillies on Sunday but it’s whatever because the Nats have a 9-2 record and are running the National League East. The Miami Marlins best hitter is their hitting coach, the New York Mets are having a late season collapse in April, the Philadelphia Phillies are a AAA team and I’m pretty sure the Atlanta Braves haven’t won a game yet.

Bryce Harper is leading the Nationals straight to the World Series. Throwing out that wild prediction right now in a random article that half of the regular readers won’t even click. Pro tip: if you get a prediction wrong and no one is there to see it, it didn’t happen. Unless of course I’m right in which case I will talk about it nonstop.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think Bryce Harper is the best player in Major League Baseball (not named Alex Rodriguez).

TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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