Bruce Arians Drank Paint When He Was a Kid in Order To Win Football Games

There are two types of people on this planet we call Earth: There are people who win football games and there are people who lose football games. Bruce Arians is the type of person that wins football games.

Everyone knows the old paint trick. Once get you get a stomach full of led, you can’t be tackled. Bruce Arians was ahead of his time. How much paint do you think he’s forced down Carson Palmer’s throat? Infinity.

Arizona Cardinals are going to win sooo many games now that Arians is fully embracing the paint method. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if Bill Belichick is already experimenting with different paint colors and brands right now on some poor 6th round draft pick.



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Written by TheLesterLee

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