TheLesterLee
Bruce Arians said on Sirius today that he had to get his stomach pumped twice when he was younger from drinking paint. That’s something.
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) July 12, 2017
Bruce Arians believed as a kid that drinking paint made him harder to tackle in neighborhood football games so he did exactly that. Amazing.
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) July 12, 2017
There are two types of people on this planet we call Earth: There are people who win football games and there are people who lose football games. Bruce Arians is the type of person that wins football games.
Everyone knows the old paint trick. Once get you get a stomach full of led, you can’t be tackled. Bruce Arians was ahead of his time. How much paint do you think he’s forced down Carson Palmer’s throat? Infinity.
Arizona Cardinals are going to win sooo many games now that Arians is fully embracing the paint method. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if Bill Belichick is already experimenting with different paint colors and brands right now on some poor 6th round draft pick.
Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’ve ever tried the paint method. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.
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