Brother and Sister Caught Banging Behind a Church

How many times have you been watching the Notebook with your sibling and had to fight the urge to just bang them? 25 year old Timothy Savoy and his HALF-sister, 20 year old Christopher Buckner, were just acting on those natural animalistic instincts that we’re all afraid to. What can you do but drive your truck down to the local church and give your HALF sister the sledge.

 

“Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church, Ehsanipoor said.

He said they admitted having sex three times after watching the movie, “The Notebook.”

 

I love that they’re not hiding or denying anything. Why would they? In fact they were probably confused as to why they were even being reprimanded. I’m sure the first thing this guy said to the officer was “Have you ever even seeeen The Notebook?” I assume the second thing he said was “No, no. My HALF sister. HALF!” I don’t blame this family for behaving as we all should when we watch The Notebook. I blame Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams for their (teen choice) awarding winning performances. Incest? Let my people go.

 

Sidenote: How southern is this chick Christopher being a chick named Christopher. I also hear that toilets flush counter-clockwise in the South.

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