British Slut and Her Slut Mom Get Matching Plastic Surgery To Look Like Some Other British Slut

I’m not even going to type words. Just watch the video. No clever jokes needed. Just watch:

 

So here is Katie Price. The inspiration to these Frankensteins.

 

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I mean, clearly created by a team of genius surgeons but who cares. That’s an attractive woman. If you’re one of those guys who’s like “I don”t like fake tits”, shut up. You’re not turning down chicks with big fake tits. You’ll take anything you can get. Get out of here with that lie.

 

'This Morning' TV Programme, London, Britain - 27 Aug 2015

Andddddd here’s a trash bag and the trash bag she came out of. That was really mean. I completely meant it but still mean. These two sociopaths wake up every morning and they’re like “yup, I still look perfect. Time to go strip.” I don’t even want to make fun of them. I’m jealous. Their lives are so simple. They know what they want and they go out and do the damn thing. If anything, I wish I was more like them. We should all be inspired by their desire to look like a woman they’ve never met.

 

 

 

 

Sidenote: I want to make it very clear I have no problem with stripping as a profession. It’s a thankless job but some slut’s gotta do it. Also I should stop calling these two women sluts. It implies that they sleep with a lout of guys and I’m pretty sure they’ve had so much work done on their vag’s that they can no longer physically perform the act of sex.

 

 

Side-sidenote: I’d 1000% have a threesome with those maniacs. Individually, of course not. But threesome? I mean, duh.

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