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Brett Ratner Once Invited Olivia Munn Into His Trailer and Jerked Off With Shrimp Cocktail in His Hand

Natasha Henstridge was watching a movie on Brett Ratner’s couch when she fell asleep. She was a 19-year-old fashion model; he was an up-and-coming music video director in his early 20s. They had been hanging out in front of the TV with friends at his New York apartment.

But when Henstridge woke up, the others had left. She was alone with Ratner. She got up to leave, Henstridge said, but he blocked the doorway with his body and wouldn’t budge. He began touching himself, she said, then forced her to perform oral sex.

“He strong-armed me in a real way. He physically forced himself on me,” she said. “At some point, I gave in and he did his thing.”

(LA Times)

 

Yoooo get Brett Ratner the fuuuuuck out of here forever. I want to hear zero excuses. Zero people defending this fiend. I want zero things to happen other than Ratner no longer exists. I don’t want to see his name before, after or anywhere near a movie ever again.

I should make it clear that I’m saying I don’t want his name on movies anymore because he makes the worst movies. Movie 43 was the fever dream of a 12-year-old boy who’s dying of cancer and his ‘Make-A-Wish’ was to make a movie starring all of his favorite actors using a script he wrote moment after waking up from getting a tumor removed from his brain. Tower Heist was absolute garbage, as well. Booo, Brett.

Yea, it’s disgusting that he fapped in front of Olivia Munn for seemingly no reason and that he forced a teenager to blow him. Those are all very bad not good things. We agree. But yea, X-Men: The Last Stand almost killed that franchise so like, ya know, whatever it takes to get Ratner out of the paint forever.

Prison Break was a trash television show and no one can tell me otherwise. How are these people breaking out of prison for 5 seasons? Sounds like a show concept that was created by a man who was too busy forcing young up and coming actresses to touch his 2incher.

HOW DO YOU CAST THE ROCK AS HERCULES AND MAKE THE MOST BORING MOVIE EVER?

Seeee yaaaa, Brett.

 

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