Guy Arrested For Calling CNN and Threatening To Kill All of the Employees Because of Their ‘Fake News’

Authorities arrested a Michigan man last week after he allegedly called CNN several times, threatening to kill employees at the network’s Atlanta, Georgia, headquarters, according to a federal affidavit.

Brandon Griesemer made 22 calls to CNN on January 9 and January 10 and four calls, which were recorded, contained threats, according to the affidavit, which was unsealed Friday.

Griesemer, whose age was not given, also made disparaging statements about Jewish people, African-Americans and the network in several calls, the affidavit said.

“Fake news. I’m coming to gun you all down,” said the caller, who cursed and used an expletive directed at African-Americans, the affidavit said.

“I am on my way right now to gun the f****** CNN cast down …. I am coming to kill you,” the caller said a second call to CNN, according to affidavit.



The wildest part of this story is that Brandon Griesemer called CNN 22 times. I get nervous when I have to make ONE phone call to get a taxi home from the bar. The thought of calling any place 22 times is making me anxious. I don’t think I’ve ever even called a girlfriend on the phone. That may be a factor in why I am currently single as fuck. Can’t say for sure. Need more data.

But this isn’t about me. This is about CNN and their fake news. Pretty interesting that CNN is reporting that CNN is under attack for fake news. It would be convenient for them to suddenly become the victim in the media world right now. I don’t want to throw out conspiracies here but it would be a smart move on CNN’s part. Throw the fools off the fake news trail with a strong dose of fake news.

Allll I’m saying is that Brandon Griesemer probably isn’t a real person. Stay woke.



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