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Ben Simmons and Kendall Jenner Are Banging Now

What Happened?

Kendall Jenner is dating Philadelphia 76er Ben Simmons, multiple sources tell Page Six exclusively.

An insider familiar with the duo said the romance has been going on “for a few weeks.”

Another source told us the pair was spotted this week on a lunch date at the Beverly Hills Hotel. And a third source said that Jenner, 22, and Simmons, 21, were seen last week in Manhattan with a group of friends at the clubby Bowery restaurant Vandal.

“Security measures seemed to have been taken to ensure Kendall and Ben enjoyed their night hassle free,” said a witness. “They were smiling the night away with their friends.”

(Source)

 

Is Ben Simmons’s career doomed?

Look, I don’t buy into the ‘Kardashian Kurse’.  It’s all a lazy way to make fun of a super rich and popular family that some believe have more influence and attention than they deserve. They’re famous attractive women that date famous attractive men. Seems like very standard behavior. No need to make a big deal out of that.

*clears throat* HAVING SAID THAT, Chandler Parsons dated Kendall Jenner and went from averaging 16 points and 5 rebounds a game to now averaging a super impressive 8 points and 2 boards. Literally cut his stats in half and he hasn’t been healthy ever since Kendall sucked his life force out.

Blake Griffin was on top of the world. He has the king of Los Angeles with Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul finallyyyy out of his way. It was his time to shine as the number one star in the city. Andddd then the Clippers sent his ass to Detroit and we haven’t heard a peep from him since. Goes without saying that clearly, Kendall wasn’t about to move to Detroit, Michigan for bae.

Kendall Jenner seems nice or whatever. But after rewatching Ben Simmons’s awful performance in Round 2 of the NBA Playoffs, there is a 1000% that he was banging Kendall when the season ended and completely forgot how to play basketball.

If this Kendall relationship lasts as long as her relationship with Blake Griffin went then Ben Simmons might fuck around and end up being traded to Salt Lake City by the All-Star break next year.

Thoughts and Prayers to Ben Simmons

 

sidenote: This entire article was written from a Bryan Colangelo burner account.

 

 

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