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Ben Shapiro And His Wife’s Dry Healthy Pussy

Ben Shapiro is a Jewish Nazi that is famous for sitting in a tiny recording studio and speaking into a microphone twice the size on his miniature head and ranting in a nasally voice at 1.5x speed about how black people are wrong and how women should shut up.

This week he brought his brand on tiny-dicked faux intellectual bullshit to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s new single WAP, where the two rap about their wet ass pussies while conservative cry babies whine about the song’s vulgarity.

“Here’s some of the lyrics, are you ready? ‘Hold up, I said certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass p-word, make that pull-out game weak. Yeah, you effin’ with some wet ass p-word’—p-word is female genitalia—‘bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word. Give me everything you’ve got for this wet ass p-word. Beat it up, n-word, catch a charge. Extra-large and extra hard. Put this p-word right in your face, swipe your nose like a credit card. Hop on top, I wanna ride, I do a kegel while it’s inside. Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes, this p-word is wet, come take a dive.’ It continues along these lines. And it gets significantly—significantly—more vulgar. Like, a lot more vulgar.”

Ben Shapiro is 36 years old and he’s too afraid to say the word ‘pussy’. Before we continue shitting on this large adult boy, can we stop pretending like WAP is the end of civilization or the beginning of a massive women’s revolution?

The two most popular female rappers made a song about how dope their vaginas are and I’m with that. Talk your shit. Beat your chest. Women’s role in rap has been background props and trophies from day one and it’s cool that the women are now in the forefront bragging and their vulvas.

Personally, I don’t love ANY song that’s top to bottom about sex and how good you are at it. Whether you’re boasting about your big dick or your wet ass pussy, I’m out. But that in no way means that I think girls are going to grow up and become sex addicts because Cardi B said bad words.

Megan Thee Stallion is a Top 10 rapper right now man or woman and It’s dope that she can freely talk about her sexual prowess. Again, get your shit off. Men constantly have bars about what they do to women so I have no problem with Meg doing the same thing and often times in a far more clever way.

But Ben Shapiro’s years of being rejected by girls are spilling out of his pores as he listens to women talk about sexual situations he hadn’t even considered before. His sexual frustration is oozing out as he tries to shit on women and feminism for *rewatches clip* uh, enjoying sex.

Big Ben Shapiro furthered clarified his take on WAP by telling us all that his wife, a doctor, told him that wet pussies are bad.

Look, I’m not about to sit here and tell you how I like my pussy prepared. That’s between me and the chef. But I’ve never once experienced a wet pussy and thought that the girl needed medicine.

But shout out to Ben Shapiro’s wife. A queen. Convincing her husband that the reason she doesn’t get wet when they have sex is because she just has the healthiest pussy ever and women that get wet during sex need antibiotics.

Also shout out to her secret boyfriend who is definitely breaking her back on a regular basis while Ben whispers ‘p-word’ to his incel followers who hate women for not wanting to sleep with them.

 

 


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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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