Ben Roethlisberger Out 4-6 Weeks #PrayForPittsburgh

Welllll, there goes the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ben Roethlisberger is out for the most important part of the season and the Steelers will struggle. I guess this isn’t really my hottest take of all time but I suppose it’s worth taking a moment to appreciate how great Roethlisberger is.

Here’s why the Steelers will struggle: Landry Jones. But I think I have a solution and he’s sitting 3rd on the QB depth chart.

Zach Mettenberger, the Gawd.

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It’s time to unleash the beast. Let’s look at the AFC as it stands. It’s pretty clear that the New England Patriots are running away with it. The Broncos can’t move the ball more than 5 yards per play. The Texans have the Broncos backup QB trying to run their offense. Joe Flacco is not elite.

The only chance Pittsburgh has to keep pace with Brady is to ride Mettenberger’s shoulders. Let Zach sling the rock from sideline to sideline. I need Landry Jones to give up his roster spot for Zach. He has 4-6 weeks to win the MVP trophy and he might.

See ya later Big Ben. The Zach Mettenberger era has begun.

 

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