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Barack Obama is a Pussy

Barack Obama had the ears of the democrats this past week as he spoke at the Democratic Alliance, a group of left donors who gathered together to discuss how financial resources should be allocated heading into the 2020 election.

With the attention of the Democrats, the former president had a super lame and flaccid message essentially warning candidates to not move too far left and to remain centrists in order to not scare away voters and ensure their victory over Donald Trump.

Pussy.

Here are some quotes from the coward:

“Even as we push the envelope and we are bold in our vision we also have to be rooted in reality. The average American doesn’t think we have to completely tear down the system and remake it.”

Before I scream at Obama’s spinelessness, it should be stated that yes, he’s technically not incorrect.

On paper, it behooves the Democrats to not rock the boat.

The average American doesn’t understand what Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are attempting to do. All they hear is the word ‘socialism’ and shake their firsts because they don’t realize that capitalist socialism is absolutely nothing like Russian communism.

But here’s the massive problem with Obama calling for more centrists and to playing it more safe: it is your JOB as a politician to make the average American understand what your plans are.

You don’t beat Donald Trump by promising the status quo.

The status quo is shit. Everything is broken. Everything is too expensive and the only people in America who can afford anything are constantly getting tax breaks.

The people who need the money the least are being handed more money by the government and the people who need the money the most are treated less than and like lazy leeches stealing welfare.

You know who’s really lazy? People like Obama who would rather maintain that then actually put in the work to radically change a clearly broken system.

We keep acting like universal health care is some impossible unfathomable idea like flying cars and girls texting you back but it’s literally occurring in Canada all day every day.

No one’s complaining about taxes up there. Because they’re healthy as hell and have doctors and don’t have to empty out their life savings when they need an ambulance.

It’s disappointing to hear the president who ran on ‘hope’ and ‘yes we can’ now telling us to ‘chill’ and ‘don’t rock the boat’. The man who saw firsthand what it was like to attempt casual diplomacy against the Republican congress that said no to every bill he attempted to pass.

That same man wants the Democrats to go easy on American voters and our tiny little brains. Our dummy dumb dumb for brains can’t process complicated concepts like billionaires paying more in taxes as opposed to the known they are currently paying. We are simply farm animals unable to grasp that we deserve free health care and this isn’t a debate about private insurance and blah blah bullshit talking point blah blah.

What makes this gross Obama quote even grosser is the room he’s saying it in. Barack Obama is super wealthy now sitting in a room of super wealthy democrats all agreeing that the left should reign in their big ideas.

Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren want wealthy people to pay more in taxes and suddenlyyyy the wealthy liberals don’t want change.

We can remember back to the 2016 election when Donald Trump ran on the idea of keeping everything the way it was and how much people rallied behind his ‘Don’t Touch The Fine China’ campaign.

How do you see the president move so far to borderline fascism and think to yourself ‘I don’t think voters are looking for new ideas’.

It is your job as a presidential candidate to bring something new and exciting to the table and most importantly, it is your job to make voters understand your concepts, your visions and your motives.

Barack Obama, and those that think like him, are little pussies. Trump is going to be president for the next 30 years and every Democrat is going to quietly keep whispering ‘I’m glad we didn’t get too extreme in the 2020 election’ while vice president Tomi Lahren is shooting Mexicans at the border for sport.


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