Aunt Becky Completely Fumbled The Bag

“[Olivia] was passionate about her career, and now everything she built has imploded before her eyes. She feels they ruined everything. [Olivia] is not talking to her parents right now. [She] feels she is the victim. Olivia blames her mom and dad for this scandal and for the downfall of her career.”(Source)


Olivia Jade’s life is ruined because Aunt Becky paid $500,000 to sneak her and her sister into USC even though Olivia Jade was becoming internet famous for literally recording herself saying how much she hates school.

Homegirl lost all of her sponsorships from her vlogging career that no one in your life had ever heard of prior to this college admissions scandal but apparently she was out her making BANK. She 1000% didn’t need to be forced into USC. She was making six figures without a high school diploma.

Lori Loughlin was being a selfish weirdo and didn’t even ask if her daughter wanted to go to USC.

I also want to quickly point out that Olivia Jade isn’t a ‘victim’. Her mom paid for her to get into college and now she’s forced to leave that college but she never wanted to go to college in the first place sooo…nothing’s changed.

She’s 18 years old with thousands upon thousands of followers. I’m told she’s attractive. I wouldn’t know. I don’t see girls under the age of 30. But anyway, she’s fine. She’s still better off than 99% of people in this country. Her parents could afford to cut a check for half a million for fake SAT scores. I get the feeling she’s not going hungry anytime soon.

Her dad, Mossimo Giannulli, will drop a new v-neck sweater at Target this summer and they’ll have a new yacht by the following fall semester.

But damn, she lost that Sephora sponsorship. Aunt Becky really dropped the bag. Arrest these animals.


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