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Aroldis Chapman is Returning To The New York Yankees Next Week So #PrayForMLB

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Yankees bullpen is saved. Now, the bullpen wasn’t particularly in danger but having Chapman out there is just an automatic scoreless inning. There’s a maniac on the mound throwing 103mph and not even aiming it. Opposing hitters swing just to get out of the batter’s box.

Chapman has a 2.11 ERA and 84 strikeouts in just 47 innings. Butter. Name a better closer. Whatever name you said is a lie. When Chapman has two knees that don’t hurt, he’s a beast. Fuck it, the Yankees should just start him. It would make more sense than their decision to start Sonny Gray earlier this week.

Dellin Betances, Zach Britton, David Robertson and Aroldis Chapman vs. Everyone. I have all of my money on the Yankees bullpen. This bullpen has 654 strikeouts this season which is the third most in MLB history. This is a historic pitching staff with Chapman back.

Yankees in 4.




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Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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