Looks like Jameis Winston is growing up before our eyes. The chubby asshole that we knew at Florida State is a slimmed down man who is taking his job seriously. Kind of disappointed.
The NFL Draft is on the way so I guess I’ll just throw this out there and see if it sticks. I love draft busts. Ryan Leaf. JaMarcus Russell. Vince Young. Matt Leinart. I love overrated college athletes coming to the league and getting tossed around.
I reallyyy wanted Winston to join that list. I mean, I don’t think he’s going to but a man can still hope. He’s got a great arm and a team that has full faith in him. I wish he walked into camp like, 30 pounds heavier with crab legs bursting from his pockets.
Did you really think I was going to make it through this whole article without an awful crab legs joke?
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