jameis winston

Apparently Jameis Winston isn’t Fat Anymore

“As a quarterback, you have to show these guys that you’re working,” Winston said to Zach Shapiro of Pewter Report. “I didn’t want to come back and have them say, ‘Oh, Jameis looks the exact same.’ I had to give them something to talk about, right?”TheScore

Looks like Jameis Winston is growing up before our eyes. The chubby asshole that we knew at Florida State is a slimmed down man who is taking his job seriously. Kind of disappointed.

The NFL Draft is on the way so I guess I’ll just throw this out there and see if it sticks. I love draft busts. Ryan Leaf. JaMarcus Russell. Vince Young. Matt Leinart. I love overrated college athletes coming to the league and getting tossed around.

I reallyyy wanted Winston to join that list. I mean, I don’t think he’s going to but a man can still hope. He’s got a great arm and a team that has full faith in him. I wish he walked into camp like, 30 pounds heavier with crab legs bursting from his pockets.

Did you really think I was going to make it through this whole article without an awful crab legs joke?



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