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Apparently Dwight Howard Was Getting His Back Blown Out By His ‘Ex-Boyfriend’ and Then Threatened To Murder Him


What Happened?

Apparently Dwight  Howard used to bang this dude and then he and his squad started threatening this thotty young man to keep that information to himself. He clearly did not and now the world knows what is the cause for Dwight Howard’s glute injuries.

I see you, Dwight. You dirty dog.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: dating. is. hard. This is just another perfect example of how a great relationship can turn bad. One second, Dwight is pulling on Masin Elije’s luscious locks in a fit of passion and the next, he and his boys and threatening that little Twiter hoe.

It happens.

Also, I feel like I should mention at some point that it’s okay to bang whoever you want, gay or straight, and there’s nothing wrong with that as long as you get consent (looking at you, Derrick Rose) but you probably shouldn’t be threatening your exes.
sidenote: this is probably a made up story and this dude is a known scammer but let’s all get these jokes off because Dwight Howard is a creepy loser that got caught with underage girls that one time so he doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt here.

 

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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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