Angelina Jolie Has Officially Become a Washed Up Old Mom

As Angelina Jolie’s humanitarian efforts continue, the actress and UNHCR special envoy met with the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, on Thursday.

But when the 41-year-old screen star sat down with the leading Church of England figure – and posed for shots – fans immediately noticed that she wasn’t wearing a bra.

Images of their meeting were shared by the archbishop on Twitter, quickly prompting one viewer so joke: ‘She needs a bra. Looks like she could poke someone’s eye out. How embarrassing!’
(Daily Mail)

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Well, this is a classic washed up old mom move. There is nothing that washed up moms love more than leaving their house in big sweatshirts without a bra on. Every mom at Walmart is dressed the same exact way right this second.

If this was Angelina Jolie like, 24 years ago, perhaps this would be hot. A scene stripped right out of a Brazzers video. But now that she’s an old divorced mother who doesn’t really get out a lot anymore, Angelina Jolie mom mode in full effect.

I also want to make it very clear that I would still drop everything and move in with her if she asked. Totally down to change my name to Lester Jolie. I’ll raise anymore kids she decides to snatch up from third world countries. If she’s a bird, I’m a bird.






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