Amare Stoudemire Went On a WILD Rant About Hating Gay People

Former Phoenix Suns and New York Knicks All-Star Amar’e Stoudemire says he would take measures to avoid a teammate if he found out that player is gay.

“I’m going to shower across the street, make sure my change of clothes are around the corner,” Stoudemire said in an interview with Israeli website Walla Sport. “And I’m going to drive — take a different route to the gym.”

Asked if he was joking, Stoudemire responded, “I mean, there’s always a truth within a joke.”



For those who don’t remember, Amare Stoudemire was once one of the most dominant big men in the NBA. If you’re a New York Knicks fan then you remember him as the signing that was supposed to somehow be the catalyst for LeBron James to come join in free agency. Oh, how we were so young and naive.

Quick update on a Amare: reaaaallly not into gay basketball players.

After converting to Judaism and moving to Israel to play basketball, apparently Amare Stoudemire forgot that he’s still somewhat famous and can’t just jump on a mic to shit on an entire demographic of people without it getting back to the States.

By the way, Amare posed for the ESPN ‘Body’ cover in which he was completely naked for the entire world to see. Everyone know what he looks like naked. The idea that he thinks he wouldn’t be able to get changed without a gay teammate all over him is insane.

Amare, you look like Squidward on HGH in blackface. No one is trying to make moves on you in the fucking locker room. Please stay in Israel forever. We do not want you back.



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