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Alex Rodriguez is Officially on the 15-Day DL, Cancel the Season

Wellll there goes the shining beckon of the 2016 Yankees season. The Yankees are dead. Cancel the season. It’s all over and it’s only May. What. Happened.

During Tuesday night’s battle with the Baltimore Orioles, Alex Rodriguez was taken out of the lineup after suffering a hamstring injury. After begging all season that Chase Headley would tear his ACL, A-Rod caught a bum hammy instead.

The baseball GAWD, Bae-Rod, being taken out of the lineup means one thing and one thing only, more at-bats for everyone else which means a lot more losses.

I’m not going to sit here and tell you that I’m not opening weeping. Lot of tears are being shed here at Deadseriousness HQ.

#PrayForBae

#CancelTheSeason

 

 

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re ready to cancel the season.

TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

E-mail Lester@Deadseriousness.com to talk directly about all Deadseriousness related stuff or if you just want to talk about like, the Yankees or Marvel comics or whatever.

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