THAT’S MY DEFENSIVE TACKLE.
AJ Francis is a 27-year old journeyman who has played for the New England Patriots, Miami Dolphins, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Washington Redskins and now the New York Football Giants but I truly believe that he is coming to the Giants fully inspired by spite. Even if he isn’t good enough to play all 16 games this season, the Giants have no choice but to unleash him against the Redskins and let him run around like a bull loose in a china shop.
AJ Francis is 1000% correct. Fuck the Washington Redskins making me say ‘redskins’ over and over again. Their logo is, in fact, racist and their owner, Dan Snyder is an asshole for using the ‘heritage’ argument. Fuck NFL history. That’s not a real thing. Who looks back fondly on the Redskins like ‘ah, the memories. I hope they never change the name of this team and their racist depiction of a Native American as their logo’? Trick question: no one.
The New York Giants are signing intelligent football players with chips on their shoulders? Dave Gettleman, you dirty dog. Look at you building a ‘culture. Francis can play zero games but he seems like the perfect guy to have in the locker room busting balls and talking shit about Washington. He’s basically me but like, 200 pounds heavier and his Instagram photos get wayyyy more Likes than mine. Otherwise, we’re the exact same.
AJ Francis 4 President.
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