aimee chevalier

Cafeteria Worker at Christian Academy Arrested For Getting Finger Blasted By Boy

A cafeteria worker at a Christian Academy in Florida has been arrested for having a sexual relationship with a male student.

Aimee Chevalier, 40, admitted to her illicit relationship with the boy when questioned by police officers.

They struck up an inappropriate affair at the Hernando Christian Academy, a $7,000-a-year private school in Brooksville, Florida.

Between September and November 2016, the pair met up in the school kitchen where he touched her bare vagina and where she ‘rubbed’ his genitals over his clothes, police say.

They exchanged 100 explicit text messages which included nude photographs of the woman and messages in which she described her ‘twitchy p****’.Some of the photographs were of her masturbating naked.

On more than one occasion, they met up in the school kitchen where the boy touched her vagina and where she touched his genitals over his clothes.



This is what happens when you send your send to a Christian Academy in Florida. There is a 99% chance they end up sexting the 40-year lunch lady who looks like she isn’t called a lunch lady because of her profession but because of her favorite hobby.

Now, I don’t consider myself a sexting expert but I feel like describing yourself as having a ‘twitchy pussy’ is odd. First dating red flag, she’s a 40-year old lunch lady and you’re like, 15. Second dating red flag, her pussy is ‘twitchy’.

You really have to feel bad for this kid. Not only did he not get laid but he only got a few over the pants HJ’s. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it til the sun dies out, Dating. Is. Hard. Aimee Chevalier, you twitchy little tease.

She should be in prison for sexting this boy and never giving it up. Can’t have these selfish prudes out here getting off and not returning the favor. Lock her up and throw away the key.




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