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According To Conservatives, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the Richest and Dumbest Women in the World

What Happened?

After becoming the youngest woman to serve in Congress in American history, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been under fire for literally every single move she makes. Last week she said that she couldn’t move to DC until her first paycheck came because it was too expensive which was both charming and very very real.

But then losers like Eddie Scarry saw this creepy photo of AOC walking in a hallway and tried to call her out for being secretly rich because how could she afford an outfit?! Maybe she’s not as poor as she’s claiming. I mean look at her. She’s got shoes on her feet?

She must be in the 1%.

But not only did conservative watchdogs catch her lying about her secret 9 figure salary but they also caught her on a live stream mistaking the three branches of government.

GET THIS DUMB RICH LIAR OUT OF HERE.

How dare she misspeak and then immediately correct herself. This is the fool you people elected into Congress? Wow. It’s not like we have a president who only knows 7 words and would fail a first grader’s level standardized test. We need to keep an eye out for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

She’s going to ruin this country because she claims to not be able to afford rent but seems to have a jacket. Also, she accidentally said the three branches of government incorrectly. Let’s talk about this instead of the universal health care that she wants to give all of us.

 

 

 

 

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