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A Dominatrix Has Made Over $1 Million Getting Weird Dudes To Mine Bitcoin For Her

The woman, who calls herself Theodora, is a financial dominatrix, which means clients — many of whom never meet her in person — derive sexual pleasure from giving her gifts and money. Exchanges of money can range from several dollars in “tributes,” as they are called, to gifts of more than six figures. Some clients even become a “human ATM,” meaning they give her complete control over a bank account.

“It’s a form of psychological domination where money is the tool for the transfer of power,” Theodora said. “It’s quite common for powerful men like politicians or CEOs to look for a form of sexual release by submitting to a woman — they are in control all the time during the day — and giving up control financially is a more tangible instrument of power for them.”

As bitcoin BTCUSD, +10.51% ’s value continues to rise, her profits have increased. Theodora estimates she makes between $7,000 and $10,000 a month in cryptocurrencies, in addition to the $10,000 a month she earns by making video hypnosis sessions and financial domination videos, and donations from clients in dollars. She’s amassed well over $1 million in cryptocurrencies as they have taken off.

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I can’t figure out who I hate more: Theodora, the dominatrix making 7 figures from pretty much being sort of attractive and being mean to rich weirdos orrr the rich weirdos dropping thousands of dollars to some French broad for reasons I cannot wrap my head around.

Now, I don’t totally understand the whole getting dominated thing but from my understanding, there is zero sex. Sooo a bunch of creepy guys simply want to pull thousands of dollars out of an ATM and give it to a random woman because…leather? Again, I don’t understand.

That lack of understanding quadruples once bitcoin gets thrown into the mix. I have no idea what I read about. This is the pinnacle of Can’t Knock The Hustle. Theodora is the scammer of the year coming in right at the buzzer as 2018 approaches quick. This finesse is unfathomable.

This chick looks like an American Apparel mannequin and she’s swimming in bitcoin like Scrooge McDuck while I’m over here trying to figure out why a girl won’t text me back even though I swear the last text I sent was hilarious. Dating is hard. Life isn’t fair. Theodora won 2017.

 

 

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Written by TheLesterLee

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