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7 Things That Really Bothered Me About Captain America: Civil War

5. You Should Be #TeamIronMan

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This is a Captain America movie and from the very beginning when you watch the Avengers accidently murder those people in Wakanda, you’re Team Cap. All of their motivations are clear. If the government controls the Avengers then they lose all free will and they won’t be as effective as heroes.

But uh, if this was real life and I’m just a regular ass guy who writes jokes on the internet, I’m so team Iron Man it hurts. I’d rather not have super-powered immortals running through the streets just throwing aliens through buildings. No thanks. Pass. Sign the accords, please.

At one point, Scarlet Witch drops like, 35 cars on Iron Man. Someone owes someone a lot of insurance money.




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