4. Vision and Scarlet Witch Didn’t Bang
I honestly went to the threatre fully expecting some hardcore android on mutant love making and I left the cinema with the bluest of balls. Obviously, this movie is also for children so I didn’t need full penetration but I mean, not even a single hump? The fuck did I pay money for?
I also want to take this opportunity to point out that Vision and Scarlet Witch are so infinitely stronger than everyone else in that huge airport scene. They literally could’ve murdered everyone in maybe 5 seconds. Was I supposed to pretend like Hawkeye’s bitch ass arrows were any match for Vision?
Reallly would not have minded a Scarlet Witch nipple.
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