7 Signs That You Are Way Too Drunk

7 Signs That You Are Way Too Drunk

Sometimes when you drink you don’t realize how drunk you are until it’s too late. One second you’re sipping at like, 8pm just watching Chapelle’s Show reruns waiting for your friends to text you back about the plans for the night and the next thing you know you’re covered in vomit with no clue of where you are or even who you are.

How does one get from point A to point B? How does one start off reluctantly sipping on a Bud Light to then suddenly Facebook messaging their high school crush at 2AM with a wild ‘I miss you’ out of nowhere.

Here are 7 ways to know that you are way too drunk to function properly in any social setting:

1. You’ve lost all volume control.

There reaches a point in drinking when you decide that you need to start yelling every thought you have. Everything you have to say becomes so imperative that everyone in the room must hear it, whether they want to or not.

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Girls seem to suffer from this the most. They start screaming exclusively because for them, every action and thought that occurs is just too momentous to keep quiet. Chances are you’re surrounded by other drunk people so no one even recognizes how loud you are.



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