It took all of my strength but I just finished watching Snatched and I will never get those 90 minutes back. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed in my decision making. Please don’t tell anyone that I saw this snuff film.
If you haven’t seen this movie yet then don’t worry about spoilers. I’m doing you a huge favor right now by saving you both time and money and heartache by going to see this movie yourself.
Here are 7 reasons why Snatched is the worst movie ever:
I mean, I don’t want to beat a dead horse but the whole idea of two blonde ladies going to a foreign country and being abducted by the scary natives story should probably not be a thing anymore. I obviously don’t think this decision was intentional and thought out but that’s the point, it wasn’t thought out.
Again, this is a dumb summer comedy and I don’t want to turn this into a thinkpiece about America’s relationship with Latin America and the need to perpetuate everyone living below Texas as savages. Even within the movie they acknowledge that it’s totally safe to travel to Ecuador but it’s a movie so fuck it.