Bright is Netflix’s first ever blockbuster movie and it’s easily the worst movie available for streaming right now. Netflix will throw a bag of money at anyone with a PayPal account, apparently.
I hate myself for watching this movie but I sacrificed two hours of my time so you beautiful people don’t have to. Thank me later. I don’t want to sit here and say that I’m a ‘hero’ but it’s tough to describe myself as anything else right now.
Anyway, here are 7 reasons why Bright is the worst movie ever.
1. Fuck Max Landis
Max Landis is an asshole. He is the poster child for nepotism and entitlement as he has no discernable skills and shit out one of the worst scripts ever but he continues to get opportunities handed to him because his father is important or whatever.
Landis is a weirdo who criticized Rey in Star Wars The Force Awakens because she was ‘too good’ at everything and he also hated all of the parts of Arrival that involved the female protagonist. That would be a silly coincidence except that now its come out that he’s a sexual predator so yea, it all comes together to make one awful person who shits on movies all day while simultaneously making his own awful projects.
Fuck Max Landis.