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5 Things the New York Knicks Need To Do In The 2017 Offseason

3. Find a way to escape Joakim Noah

Joakim Noah can no longer be allowed to wear a New York Knicks jersey. 4-years/$72 million is a disgusting contract for a player who used to be an athletic big man but is now injury plagued, earthbound and happened to be caught doing HGH last year.

Fuck. That. Trade him. Cut him. Literally cut him. It doesn’t matter, just get him off of this roster. I can no longer watch his decide to go up for a rebound with one hand and poke it directly towards a defender instead of snatching the ball down with two hands like an adult man ought to. He is good at zero things and I hate you, Joakim Noah.

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