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5 Things I Absolutely Hate Seeing In Porn

5 Things I Absolutely Hate Seeing In Porn

Porn is pretty cool if you have nothing on your to-do list and you love watching the spread of infections and diseases between bald men and chicks with sunken, depressed tits. What’s better than that? Oh, actual sex? Eh, pass.

Here are 5 things I cannot stand seeing in porn. This sneaky may be the most controversial post on Deadseriousness. Very unpopular opinions are on the way.

1. Eye Contact

Franceska Jaimes

Eye Contact during sex is meant to be a beautiful moment during the act. Two souls become one. Reallyyyy not trying to have that moment with Franceska ¬†Jaimes as she’s getting double penetrated. Do not look directly into the camera at me, please.

Also, you’re at work sweetheart. Focus on what you’re doing and stop looking at me. Nothing I hate more than going to like, Chipotle and having them stare at me as they put pico de gallo on me steak burrito. Pay attention to what you’re doing. I’d hate to see Lisa Ann strain her neck because she keeps looking back at the camera just to make me uncomfortable.




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