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5 Quarterbacks Not Named Eli Manning That Could Save the New York Giants 2018 Season

Eli Manning sucks. That hurt my soul to type out but Giants fans also can’t keep pretending like the offensive line is the reason why Eli stinks. In 2018, no team has a great offensive line. That doesn’t explain his unwillingness to pass the ball into tighter windows or his inaccurate deep balls or the constant checkdowns to running backs.

As much as I love Eli, I would be a fool to not recognize that the Giants would be 2-0 this season if they had someone else behind center running the offense. Let’s find a replacement as soon as possible.

Here are 5 quarterbacks not named Eli Manning that could save the New York Giants 2018 season (Spoiler: Not Nick Foles. He is trash.):



1. Jameis Winston

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Which means that Jameis Winston is suddenly the best backup in the league.

Personally, I think he’s a garbage human and should be forced to become an Uber driver because I believe in ironic justice but it’s also safe to say that he has a better arm than Eli Manning and would significantly make the Giants better.


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