2. Scott Boras
Somewhere in a dark hotel room, Scott Boras is screaming into a pillow right now. He was planning on buying a new mansion with the money he was going to make from that Bryce Harper Yankees trade. He is going to beat the makeup off of his wife’s face now.
Real quick, there was a 0% chance that Bryce Harper was going to be in pinstripes. Yankees didn’t seem to want him and he very clearly wants to play for the Chicago Cubs. But now Scott Boras can’t whisper in Harper’s ear ‘get that money, daddy’.