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4 Biggest Winners and Losers of the Giancarlo Stanton Trade To The New York Yankees

3. Starlin Castro

Starlin Castro is about to be the STAR in Miami and he has no right to be. The Marlins are trying to ditch contracts so Castro is going to be surrounded by a bunch of AA players but who cares? His face is going to be on every Marlins promotion. He’s the king of Miami now.

You can tell how much he hates the cold as he wears that weird turtle neck-sock thing around his neck when it’s less than 60 degrees out. He’s going to have the chest hair out all day every day in Miami. DADDY SZN for ya boy Starlin.


Written by Deadseriousness


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