28. Dallas Cowboys
With the retirement of Tony Romo, the world belongs to Dak Prescott. It’s officially his team. The only problem is, this team is full of players who are suspended, high or behind bars. It’s insane how quickly the Cowboys became the all-goons squad. The Greg Hardy days were the good ol days.
Yes, many people say the Cowboys are going to win the NFC East and they appear to be ranked really low on this list but here are two facts for your ass: 1. Ezekiel Elliot will not be as effective because he’s too busy punching literally everyone he meets in the head. 2. Go Giants.