13. Denver Broncos
We’ve got ourselves a quarterback battle AIRHORN AIRHORN AIRHORN. Trevor Siemian vs. Paxton Lynch vs. Mia Khalifa’s Twitter victim, Chad Kelly. None of these men should be the starting QB for any team on any level but good on John Elway for doing the least.
Vance Joseph is the new head coach and I have to fully support every decision he makes. Black actors have to stick together. Also full disclosure, I grew up a Broncos fan watching Elway get helicoptored. Having said all of that, I would not be surprised if the Broncos lose every single game.
12. Carolina Panthers
Cam Newton is coming back with a vengeance. I don’t think his huge MVP season two years ago was random. With a string of injuries that he has apparently recovered from, I’ll take healthy Cam Newton over anyone not named Aaron Rodgers.
Christian McCaffrey will either be the steal of the draft or he’ll just be like Brian Leonard out of Rutgers, who hasn’t been in the league in about a decade which I suppose makes this analogy either perfect or super antiquated. What a sentence. Give me a Webby award now.