2016 NFL Preview: NFC East

The NFL season is upon us. Time to blackout on Sunday’s and call out of work on Monday’s. I cannot wait. I’m going to give a brief preview of what to expect in the 2016 season division-by-division. First stop is the most competitive division in the NFL, the NFC East.

 

Dallas Cowboys

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The Cowboys are always a circus but it seems like this offseason in particular, has been a special type of circus as so many things have gone wrong and they haven’t even gotten to the preseason yet. You have to address the elephant in the room and by that I mean Tony Romo showing up to camp looking like he ate Tony Romo.

You have to address the elephant in the room and by that I mean Tony Romo showing up to camp looking like he ate Tony Romo. Perhaps the additional weight will serve as a cushion for when he inevitably lands on his collar bone that is made of paper mache. Just in case he doesn’t stay healthy they have Kellen Moore. Just kidding, Kellen Moore broke his fibula in training camp and I’m pretty sure this was before any contact was allowed in practice.

The Cowboys drafted the next big running back, Ezekiel Elliot. Pretty cool how he hasn’t played a single snap in the NFL and he already has a domestic abuse allegation under his belt. By all accounts, the Cowboys still have one of the best offensive lines so as long as Elliot stays out of handcuffs, he’ll be fine. OH, don’t forget Darren McFadden broke his elbow diving to catch his falling cell phone.

Finally, their defense is full of drug addicts, apparently. Randy Gregory basically said he’s addicted to weed which I didn’t even know was a thing that could happen. DeMarcus Lawrence is suspended for 4 games and Rolando McClain gained 40 pounds just from sipping on sizzurp in the offseason.

Go Cowboys.




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